Me going under cover as a shipper

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This is my effort to show people
how fanfiction is NOT done I am going to look at fanfiction and tell you guys how poorly these messes
got

day one Dante and Trish - my journey into the everliving h*ll that was fanfiction.net begins
all of these were actually pretty well written and kept
people were kept in character but it was the same thing with each ,dante acts seductive to bug trish and trish does the same to Dante and what really bugged me was the parts where it got out of hand and you can guess what's about to happen

Day 2 Nero and kyrie
some of these were prequels some sequels but all of them were cliche
"Nero I accept your arm "
"no kyrie it will hurt you "
"no it won't" *puts arm on necklace* " see"
"well if you say so "
the end

day three dante and lady/mary
out of all this so far this one drives me insane not because he is dmc2 Dante at points not because he impregnated her ( in multiple stories)
but because i finally find a decent story in this jumbled mess
"a passage of time " was 12 chapters where although it gets cornier and cornier and Dante is out of character at points we have a basic story Him falling in love her rejecting hi
and he loses his stylish Attitude but what I liked about this one was that part 1 was dmc3 from dantes perspective , though The rest of the stories drove me crazy

day I feared - yaoi
this was where things got out of hand I had a gun to
my head by the time I finished these I have nothing against gays but both pairings creeped me out one
was homosexual inbreeding ( Dante and Vergil) and the other was pedophillic (Dante and Nero) so that alone was creepy enough but when the get as descriptive as "he twisted his ____ ever so slowly" and "he moaned with pleasure as his _____ was being grabbed " that is where I cross the line

so please I have nothing against shippers but when you do it try to
keep people in character

oh when you said shipper i was thinking something else but yeah i agree out of character characters....arnt really characters in a sense

I have Yaoi... (perfectly innocent story behind the reason why i have it)...
I agree with Nero and Dante... it does seem wrong...

A little off topic:
I've been told that in alot of Nero & Vergil FF that gets written they get along in a father/son relationship.
When I added that relationship to Nite-Runner.. I made them HATE each other... some of us like to be different.

Kudos to you for reading Yaoi...

Thanks guys the saddest part about this is "passage of time" got
wired in my head
and now I am probably gonna turn into a Dante x lady shipper
I am scared

Well if you guys want good DMC fan fictions you can always read my stuff. *whistle*

EDIT: though I don't do alternate pairings....

The fundamental problem of shipping in DMC is that everyone except Lady would be doing some sort of incest. And Lady is too cool for this nonsense.

Obviously, we need more gen fics. *hums the anime ED song*

Also, the DantexTrish pairing is a little wrong too... Come on... she looks like his mom... that just can't be right at all...:rolleyes:
*shudders*

I still have more ground to cover Dante x oc or as I like to call it
Mary sue land xD Well it is better than michael myers x ocAnd the saddest part of Nero x kyrie is that it had potential ,Nero showed proper emotions for his girlfriend being captured , he was mad, but then capcom had him act cheesy

Almost every character is a Mary Sue/Gary Stu (I hate that term)... I've said it before, a writer will put part of themselves into an OC. Apparently giving a english speaking, western character a katana is making them a marysue/gary stu
My OC (VergilxOC story)... is part of me and part of the person I'd like to be... (except i wouldn't wanna be the daughter of Mundus.)

BTW, been meaning to say, I like your Capcom troll sig

Yeah but when they make the character they should make them have flaws to make them interesting
personally i like certain OC's its just when they make them completely perfect (better fighter than the main characters,beautiful,and is in love with a canon character) that i do not like, i mean if they are in love with a canon character it is fine as long as they keep the OC from completely taking over the story